A Large Sinkholed opened up in Mokry Bay. The Sinkhole cut along from one side of a house, alog much of the road it was on, ending after taking a chip out of the nearby plaza.
The Mokry Infrastructure Board says this may cause delays in finishing the road repairs in Mokry bay and elsewhere as resources will need to be diverted to repair the fallen area.
"A fat sinkhole opened up in the middle of an area, and there needs to be a road there. What is there to even say?", said the director of The Mokry Infrastructure Board when reached for comment.
The collapsed road revealed a cave beneath it, where investgators had found two bodies. In a move that sparked suspicion among locals, Investigators ruled that the two bodies,
indentified by locals as two nitwits that had gone missing a week ago, were decreed to have died from the sinkhole, even though the bodies showed clear signs of burn damage across their bodies.
Three people who knew the nitwits took off for the Mokry capital to protest the handling of the investigation.
"Do They sincerely expect us to believe that people who disappeared a week ago in the night and were found not with broken limbs, but burnmarks, died because of a sinkhole that just happened?"
ranted a retired village librarian.
"Everything about this investigation screams coverup", added an acquaintance of the librarian and former friend of one of the nitwits. The the third one had already left,
and a fourth parted from the nearby shores en route to file an International Request of Investigation, or IRI, with the Minecraft Criminal Court.